(or, "Good Guys Always Wear White Hats")
CHARACTERS: LORELEI THE LOVELY, a beautiful princess KIT THE KING, a
pip of a king GODFREY THE GOOD, almost too good to be true EDGAR THE EVIL,
Almost too bad to be true EDGAR’S HENCHKNIGHTS, as many and as ferocious
as you like
COSTUMES AND PROPS: Costumes should be traditional. A castle backdrop
can be used. Spears for knights can be foil-covered yardsticks or cut from
cardboard. An enormous white hat for the punch line.
SETTING: Since this is a melodrama, all actions should be highly exaggerated.
Audience should be encouraged to ‘boo’ the villain and cheer the heroes
loudly. Scene opens on Lorelei, who is sobbing her heart out in front of
her father’s castle.
LORELEI: Oh woe, oh woe, oh woe is me! Edgar the Evil and his Henchknights
have captured the castle and imprisoned my beloved father, King Kit of
Kaboodle. And now Edward the Evil says he won’t release my beloved father
unless I, Lorelei the Lovely, will marry him. Oh woe, oh woe. What a horrible
fate. How I wish a Knight in shining armor would ride up and save me from
my awful fate!
(Enter Godfrey the Good, tripping and falling over himself)
LORELEI: (Exclaiming in fright) Good night!
GODFREY: (Look up, proudly) That’s me!
LORELEI: Who are you?
GODFREY: (Pulling himself together and standing up straight) I am Godfrey
the Good, a knight in shining armor. I’m sorry, but I lost my white charger.
I just don’t know what’s wrong with me lately. But who are you, fair lady?
LORELEI: I am Lorelei, the Lovely, princess of this fair land.
GODFREY: Well then, let’s go inside the castle. It’s cold out here!
LORELEI: (Beginning to wail) We can’t... (sobbing) Edgar the Evil has
captured the castle and imprisoned by dear, dear father, the kind, kind
king, in the deep, deep, dark, dark dungeon.
GODFREY: Oh you poor, poor girl. (Consoles her) Godfrey the Good will
help you.(Brandishes spear in air, dramatically) will engage the wicked,
wicked knight in a fierce, fierce battle and release the dear, dear king
who is in the deep, deep, dark, dark dungeon. (Accidentally stabs himself)
Oh, ouch, ouch.
LORELEI:. Oh, but Edgar the Evil is so so terrible. He has many, many
men. And he says he will not release the king unless I agree to marry him.
GODFREY: Fear not, fair princess. Godfrey the Good is here! If only
I could figure out why I have not been myself lately. Something is wrong.
Well, I cannot let evil triumph over good, simply because of my weakness.
Then I wouldn’t be Godfrey the Good! Everyone would call me Godfrey the
Gutless. (summoning up his courage) Come out, come out, wherever you are!
(Enter Edgar and Henchknights)
EDGAR: (Snarling fiercely) Who calls? Who calls Edgar the Evil and his
Henchknights?
GODFREY: (Trembling at the sight of Edgar and Henchknights) Oh.. you
came!
EDGAR: Who are you, you rattling tin can? (clanking is heard from offstage)
GODFREY: (Still shaking) I am Godfrey the Good!! Can’t you tell? I am
a knight in shining armor.
EDGAR: (Scoffing) Shaking armor is more like it. Take this knight in
shaking armor away, men. (Henchknights drag protesting Godfrey away.) Now,
(turning to Lorelei) fair, fair lady, what is your final, final decision?
Remember, your kind, kind father in the deep, deep, dark, dark dungeon!
LORELEI: (Sobbing violently) Oh, woe, woe, is me, me!
(Suddenly Godfrey sneaks up behind Edgar, bops him over head. Edgar
lays sprawled on ground)
LORELEI: (Throwing arms around Godfrey) My hero! My hero! (King Kit
enters) Father, Father! But Godfrey, how did you do it? What happened?
Where did you get the nerve?
GODFREY: (Virtuously) I had forgotten one thing. Good always triumphs
over evil. But in order for this to happen, you’ve got to recognize Good
and ... The Good Guys Always Wear White Hats! (Puts on enormous white hat) |